Oh my god fells wonderful
Great toy... for power users.
Yeetle Deetle the Beetle - 19 Oct, 2018
I don't know what persuaded me to buy this thing. It is enormous, like mammoth. You have to be seriously good with this to get any use out of this. Otherwise, great quality and probably incredibly pleasurable (if you can get it in anywhere)
By far the BIGGEST lump of plastic my cunt has ever taken (well, not quite).
I bought this because I missed out on the 7.5 inch version and really wanted something with dual density that I could easily ride into the sunset and back on. I was a fucking idiot and completely underestimated just how big this thing is. The circumference is the same as a soft drink can and it weighs just as much as my laptop and holy shit I could easily give someone brain damage if I whacked them hard enough with this. It took a lot of warm up and even then I could only take a third of it (such a sad day) and I was consumed with regret that I spent 55 bucks on this. The pros? Well its a lotta fun to squish, not gonna lie, it's so squishy and I love it, plus this could easily satisfy a real size queen/king/genderqueer monarch out there. The cons? It is very very sticky for some reason, and it picks up every piece of lint and hair you didnt know you had on your bedsheets, plus its a real bastard to clean. I honestly could only recommend this if being absolutely destroyed is your kinda thing.
