This article goes out to all the homebodies out there. Those who schedule in days to do absolutely nothing, sleeping in, staring at the wall, eating unhealthy food and then staring at the ceiling. It's even more perfect if it's raining, you feel less guilty about dwindling away your finite time here on earth, huddled up under the covers. Those mornings when you wake up feeling as heavy as a metallic bull covered in suction cup dildos, you feel tired from sleep itself! Naturally, you have to sleep more, right?
In a graciously underwhelming cyclone of Netflix, Friday nights leftovers, social media scrolling and sleep. Eventually something in your brain switches on and you feel the most energetic you’ve felt all morning. The familiar feeling of arousal lingers into your brain and soon enough, it's consumed your entire mind, body and sensual soul. For the time being, there is no past or future, you're so consumed by lust that you can't even imagine the inevitable uber eats order ahead. For the sake of humankind and progression towards a brighter future, you require sexual satisfaction to even think straight. The crescendo of your lazy Saturday morning is an orgasm and the rest of the weekend, is well and truly your oyster.
I hope that was relatable, even if it's just the sleeping part. If you are that peacefully pleasurable person who loves nothing more than cancelling plans. There's no need to feel guilty about lazing around on your days off. You deserve to relax just as much as you deserve sexual satisfaction! Orgasms are proven to lower stress, better sleep and boost your immune system. So, invest time in yourself with any these 5 sex toys perfect for a lazy morning.
1. Satisfyer Pro 2 Next Generation
Cannot go wrong, simply cannot go wrong with the clit sucking brilliance of the Satisfyer range. The sort of toy that will knock your bed socks off, put them back on and take them off again in the space of a few minutes. The Pro 2 Next Generation is known for how quickly it can provide orgasms. Because of the pressure wave stimulation, the clitoris does not become overly stimulated and doesn't feel the numbing that traditional vibrators may cause. Opening up the possibility of multiple orgasms, if you've got the time that is.
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3. We-vibe Sync Couples Vibrator
Lounging around on the couch with your partner. All that cuddling turns to kissing and then kissing turns to passionate sex. The We-vibe Sync is an awesome and comfortable way to take penetrative sex to the next level. The Sync is so popular because it can be worn during penetration, giving additional g-spot and clitoral stimulation. This is especially useful for couples who want to consistently experience shared orgasms.
4. Liberator Wedge
Great for propping yourself on during sex or propping yourself up when binge watching a movie (put it underneath the softer pillows). The Liberator is all about finding the best angles possible for your everyday positions, allowing you to maximise the most pleasurable penetration angles. Elevating her hips more effectively stimulates her g-spot and makes giving oral sex easier for him, especially if he experiences neck pain. Further, position enhancers are all about providing support, many of those who have back problems use position enhancers to keep their sex life alive during recovery. Place it back amongst the pillows during a post sex cuddle.
5. Bodywand Original Massager
If you're using this, this is going to take up a large chunk of your morning. Featuring a control dial, anyone will find the perfect intensity to meet their sensual specifics. Users say it's best to lay a towel down before using!Video sourced from ATMS TV
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