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Travel Size Dirty Old Man Inflatable Doll

$14.95Was $18.95
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SKU: 20656

Don't let his friendly smile fool you - This shriveled old geezer is as creepy as they come! He may look sweet and innocent, but even the slightest breeze will get him all hot and bothered. Who needs that little blue pill anyways when you've been sitting on your rocking chair for half a century oogling all the girls that walk by and just beggin' for a piece of ass! So nevermind the lawn bowling and senior discounts, this wrinkled old dude loves getting blown instead! Just make sure he's home in time to change his colostomy bag!

Size: 26 inches
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  • Express Delivery. Order before 10.00 am and delivery will be 2 - 3 business days
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In the event that there is a fault with your product we are happy to replace your item. To arrange this, please contact us with the details of your fault within 7 days. Please include the details below:
  • The order number that the product was purchased on
  • A description of the issue
  • If possible, a photo or video of the fault
Due to the nature of the products we sell, we can't accept returns for change of mind purposes.

Please note: Under no circumstances do we on-sell returned items. Any returned toys, lingerie or lubricant are disposed of.
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