Introducing five double-sided hilarious door hangers that are perfect for expressing your mood and personality. Ideal gifts for friends, co-workers, and college students, these door hangers feature witty and humorous messages like "Be Gentle With Me, and my 10 inch Penis!" and "The Love Doctor is in - do you have an appointment?"
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Five double sided hilarious door hangers to let the world know how you’re feeling!
Perfect gifts for friends, co-workers and college students!
A taste of what the 10 Door Nobs Include:
"Be Gentle With Me, and my 10 inch Penis!"
"The Love Doctor is in - do you have an appointment?"
"Do Not Open Door, My Willy is Trapped in the Keyhole"
"Come Back Later, I'm looking at Porn!"
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Wow, firstly thank you so much for the freebies, (the Share satisfaction lube is always amazing, I've yet to try the JO watermelon lube,) the über lube is F**king ORGASMIC 😍, paired with the Rose toy... HOLY F...!!! Combined they are guaranteed to give a series of orgasms like never before. Absolutely NO other toy can do what the Rose does, in terms of pleasure.
The Share satisfaction foaming toy cleaner does pretty good, I did notice some toys need longer and some need extra rinsing to avoid the cleaner residue, great for sensitive and reactive skin like mine, no reactions from the toy cleaner as has happened with other toy cleaners before, 10/10 highly recommend all of these products, have yet to try the banana flavoured condoms, but I'm sure they're delicious because you can smell them through the packaging already, omnomnom 🤤
Sarah, Digital Order
My recent order was processed and sent the following day, very efficient service.
The packaging was excellent, all items were exactly as illustrated and of very good quality.
I will definitely be buying from you again.
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