Much like train, this needs a Conductor and an emergency stop button!.
HelterSkelter - 12 Oct, 2021
Turns out there is such a thing as too many bells and whistles. I absolutely love this, it hits all the right spots. But it's just so cumbersome to handle on your own. I mean I can and I do! But it's not easy. What I've realised is that there is really no point in having an all-in-one option, if you can't use all of the options at once. If I could magically turn this into the perfect toy I would:
1. Shorten the handle, getting rid of the vibrator option, but in doing so making it a lot more comfortable to hold.
2. Not have the suction and licking buttons so close to each other - it's too easy to accidentally hit the suction button and end up in the emergency room!
In short, this is a great idea but not that practical. Best to use with a partner as it's a little unwieldly on it's own.
Feels like the real thing.
This toy is a joy to use. My partner uses this on me and the suction and flicking action is incredible.
