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Cock or cockatoo? NSW woman's car hit by flying dildo

By Orin Ruaine-Prattley 3 months ago. Posted in Hot Gossip
Cock or cockatoo? NSW woman's car hit by flying dildo

Northern Rivers New South Wales woman Felicity Durham was on her way home last Monday afternoon when her car was struck by something, breaking her car headlight cover.

"On my way home to Ocean Shores from Brunz (Brunswick) yesterday, my car was struck, breaking my headlight cover, by what I thought was a cockatoo," Ms Durham wrote.

"So naturally, I turned around at the Rajah Rd roundabout to see if it was. But what I found in fact was a "King Cock", not a cockatoo!"

To her surprise the box was actually empty. Somehow, the box alone had managed to cause some damage.

king cock uncut 7Image sourced from Pedestrian.tv

"I think it was maybe just the impact, because they were going so fast in the opposite direction and I was going about 70km/h,"she said.

It feels weird to say that getting hit with a dildo box feels stranger than a dildo. Who the heck throws a dildo box? At least get some phallus in your pitch.

Durham took the incident in good nature, "I would ordinarily be fairly more upset, but this was just too funny," she said.

Apparently, this may have been a repeat offence. One of her friends saying that they were also hit by a flying dildo in the same place.

Perhaps from the dildo that was suppose to be in the box?

via GIPHY

Dildos have been involved in plenty of incidents outside of the bedroom. See:

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