Whether your country is still in or out the world cup. You most likely have moved to your secondary, third, or fourth... team for an excuse to get to the nearest watering hole and watch the world cup finals. The world cup may be taking up so much of our attention, energy and sleeping time we are losing our weekly drive to score a goal of our own.
According to sex toy brand LELO four out of five men buy sex toys for their partners one week before a major sporting event. With the grand finale soon, there is no better time to ask your partner for an early present while they watch the game. LELO calls this "brownie sports points," which connotes partners trying to make up for a future event that will take their attention away from their lover for a while.
So try not to act suprised if your partner comes home with a discreetly wrapped gift. Get your kit off, hit the showers (if it's waterproof) and make the most of playing left right out!
Top 10 Sex Toys for Lonely Partners
Redefine "they've been doing it all game ref" with these 10 sex toys for lonely partners to enjoy yourself just as much, if not more (result dependant), while your other halves watching the game.
Let the slight hum of a vibrator drown out the sounds of booing and cheering coming from the lounge. Either this Hummer G-spot Rabbit Vibrator or Neon Luv Touch G-Spot will soon have you making more noise than any fan ever could.
Own goals never felt so good! Dildos are the perfect fill in when our partners are absent. When your usual lovers watching the game, sub in this Basix 6 inch or Crystal Jellies Classic off the bench to get the ball rolling.
Massagers are great in this case as they can be used for normal massage or something more intimate. The world cup has been on for awhile now, it's fair to say your partner owes you a few massages at this point! During the break, try this Ovo Violet Lay on Massager or Bodywand Rechargeable Massager. Have your partner use them for a second grand final.
So, your girls football mad, but your laying in bed still catching up on Coronation Street. Don't worry, it'll all be over soon! Here's a couple additions that'll be a game changer for your alone time. The Pdx Fill Her Up is one of the most popular masturbators around while this Pink Lady Stamina Training Unit can help you get in some practice for when she returns from the beautiful game.
Keep it clean out there!
You're having a lot of fun on your own, but you've still got to keep things hygienic! When your partner slumps back into the room after a big loss, the last thing they want to see is a used sex toy and your body shaking like your trying to win a penalty. Be sure to use this Refresh Anti-bacterial Toy Cleaner for female masturbators or Fleshwash for the guys.