Before you think, "sticking your vibrator in a martini, yuck!" This article comes at a time where advances in sex toys has made them extremely hygienic and body safe to use. Technically, making them suitable to be inserted into a plethora of places... including martinis or smoothies.
Sexpert Lianne Young revealed that she has used sex toys for many common uses. Telling The Sun, "there are so many alternative uses for these wonderful gadgets."
"The variety of sex toys is simply enormous, the only limit is your imagination"
She even took her vibrator to her local gin bar, convincing the staff to let her make her own mixer, the taste was flawless!
As many know vibrators can double as massagers. Consider body massagers such as the 'Hitachi Magic Wand' which was originally advertised as a massager, but people discovered its usage could be a lot more sensual. Gaining publicity through when Samantha bought one for its latter reason in Sex and the City!
It also goes to show that Young's innovations aren't that weird. People throughout history have found "alternative" uses for household items. The phrase "don't eat that cucumber" comes to mind.
This is simply the reversal of that situation.
Young showed how she used her vibrator to clear blocked sinuses. Simply running the vibrator over her cheekbones to release mucus and congested sinuses.
She even used anal beads to clear her vacuum cleaner.
Popping the beads in and pulling them can release any objects influencing the appliances effectiveness.
Suction cup dildos or butt plugs as doorstops. How did nobody think of this before?
If you are fearful of your doors banging and damaging the walls, simply put that old butt plug to use. Unless it looks like a realistic dildo, it could look pretty inconspicuous.
Another for suction cup dildos was as toilet roll holder. Although consider that the dildo has to be reasonably thin. So, you may have to find that once you used when you first started your dildo journey. Memories!
Although the uses for the suction cup dildo doesn't end here!
Suctioning them hard to car dents and pulling them off can fix the dent. Or even to lean electronic devices on such as iPads or tablets.
Cock rings as pen** holders or napkin rings.
Cock rings can stretch so if you pack them tight enough, they can hold anything that's phallic shaped.
Using them as napkin rings is not only innovative, but could be a little bit suggestive of following events after a romantic dinner.
Before trying any of these. Remember that your toy should only be used if it has been thoroughly cleaned. Consider what material it is, as some materials may react badly during unexpected usage. If unsure, it's probably best to just play it safe!